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I’m sure you’ve heard people say: “Nothing in life is truly free.”
Well, what if that item were found in the ditch. I found a toilet in the ditch, and judging by how the grass and brush had grown around it, I assumed it’s been there a long time and that no one else wants it. Then I remembered that I’m putting a new bathroom in my basement and need a toilet. And I remembered that I don’t have the money to go out and buy a toilet that I may never sit on.
I could probably take that toilet home with me for free right?
I’m sure that’s not stealing.
If you have lost your toilet, and miss it, you need to do a better job looking for it. I found it without even looking. Maybe if you’re out looking for your toilet you need to start looking in ditches for bottles. It’s amazing what you find in a ditch when looking for bottles and cans.
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I'm well aware of the fact that two types of cans are mentioned here. I'm sure that all sorts of jokes could be derived from that. I wanted to spare you from them. However: feel free to take your best shot and leave it here.
Chris, your "toilette" post will surely be the butt of many jokes.
oops... I spelled toilet wrongly... just like you spelled "buy" wrongly... butt maybe you spelled it that way on purpose.
knock knock.
who's there?
Ipe.
(you turn to finish this joke.)
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea.. does that mean that
one enjoys it?
Did you hear that someone broke into our local police station and stole the toilet? Right now the cops have nothing to go on.
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