Dressing the Part

According to the official Stuff Christians Like Youth Minister Uniform found at

http://stuffchristianslike.net/2010/02/the-youth-minister-uniform/

I don't dress the part. By my tabulations I only fulfill one category (maybe two, but the judges haven't come to consensus on the last one).

For fun let's see if you can guess which one it is.

Hint: it's not the facial hair.