I have a goose egg.
It's rather large, but I think my hair hides it.
I was hit on the head at least twice while working today. And my left hand is swollen from being hit by a falling board. And my left thumb was smashed by a hammer.
But everything is still attached so it's been a good day. There was a little while where I was dizzy but I got through it.
I wrapped the arms around a bag of rice and sent him down the slide. The rice didn't spill so I'm confident that my kids will survive it.