Why Do I Do This...

I was standing in line for a cash register yesterday and I learned two important things about myself:

Whenever I have the choice between Smart Water and Water, I always choose Water, because it feels like I'm making a wiser decision.

and

Whenever I see one tabloid with the headline "X + Y Married in Secret Ceremony" then on the tabloid next to it "Are X + Y an Item?", I always feel bad for the second tabloid because they're obviously not in the loop.

Am I the only one who does these things?