odd signs

Okay, I do not have perfect grammar. I know this. You will not need to leave comments pointing out my deficiencies as if I don’t already know them. I know.

However, Sheena and I were staying at a place in Tofino this spring and were surprised / relieved to find the following sign posted on the fridge:

In my mind, the following picture emerged:

I’m sure this is not what the author of the note had in mind.

I certainly don't want to see any pets smoking candles either.

Just thought I'd share a bit of my thoughts with you. I hope that we'll all think about the notes we are leaving for our house guests.